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Newsletter of the Melbourne Novell Users Group November 1998

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Windows 98 Source Code

/*
 TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Windows 98 Source Code
 Project: Chicago(tm)
 Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
   while(!CRASHED)
  {
       display_copyright_message();
       display_bill_rules_message();
       do_nothing_loop();
       if (first_time_installation)
       {
          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
          hang_system();
       }
       write_something(anything);
       display_copyright_message();
       do_nothing_loop();
       do_some_stuff();
       if (still_not_crashed)
       {
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           basically_run_windows_3.1();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_nothing_loop();
       }
   }

   if (detect_cache())
       disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
   {
       set_wait_states(lots);
       set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
       set_mouse(action, jumpy);
       set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }

   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
       system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

   while(something)
  {
       sleep(5);
       get_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       act_on_user_input();
       sleep(5);
  }
  create_general_protection_fault();
}

From: Olivia De Bruyn

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